The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another
-- H. L. Mencken
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
-- Lord Chesterfield
Love your enemies. It really pisses them off!
-- Unknown
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
-- Mother Teresa
By the time you say you're his
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying...
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.
-- Dorothy Parker
Candy is dandy, but liqueur is quicker.
-- Ogden Nash
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin
In order to maintain an intercontinental relationship, you need a penis 3,000 miles long.
-- David Heileman
Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything.
-- Katharine Hepburn
I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
-- Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Nothing in this life or the next will bring you more pain than love.
If anyone tells you otherwise, they are liars.
Or they are still inexperienced in such matters.
Or they have been exquisitely fortunate in their choice of lovers.
So far.
-- Takashi Matsuoka
The only thing worse than being alone is wishing you were alone.
-- George Gamble
She'll never love you better than she loves her own children.
-- Mark Lawrence
Don't judge a book by its cover, or who to love by your mother.
-- Unknown
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
-- Joan Crawford
You do not find love; you decide to love. Love does not happen to you; it happens in you. The risk of love is declaring that you have decided to love. Your heart is open and you are exposed, hoping only for mercy from your beloved.
-- Warren Cooley
I used to take hostages in my relationships and not let people be independent. It always ended in disaster, because you take away people's identity and they end up full of resentment.
-- Elton John
Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.
-- Sydney J. Harris
You can never be happily married to another until you get a divorce from yourself. Successful marriage demands a certain death to self.
-- Jerry McCant
Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.
-- Unknown
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
-- Oscar Wilde
They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.
-- Mae West
Marriage: a tradition which would suffer considerably if men had to pay the minister the same fee they will eventually have to pay the divorce lawyer
-- Unknown
Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
-- King Vidor
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
-- Henry Ward Beecher
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
-- Joseph Barth
If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.
-- Gary Smalley
Marriage is not a ritual or an end.
It is a long, intricate,
intimate dance together
and nothing matters more
than your own sense of balance
and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom
All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way
-- Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
-- Goethe
Men think if they're getting laid, everything is fine. Women think if they feel good, everything is fine. Neither turns out to be a very good indicator.
-- Mark Lawrence
Home is the place where boys and girls first learn how to limit their wishes, abide by rules, and consider the rights and needs of others.
-- Sidonie Gruenberg
Feelings of worth can flourish only in an atmosphere where individual differences are appreciated, mistakes are tolerated, communication is open, and rules are flexible -- the kind of atmosphere that is found in a nurturing family.
-- Virginia Satir
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller
Every woman should marry, and no man.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
There was no chemistry or biology, so we're history.
-- Someone's Ex
You have the right to remain single. If you give up that right, anything you say may be used against you in a court of law.
-- Mike Baldwin
More than in any other human relationship, overwhelmingly more, motherhood means being instantly interruptible, responsive, responsible.
-- Tillie Olsen
Mothering/nurturing is a vital force and process establishing relationships throughout the universe.
-- Bernice Reagon
Marriage is designed to pull dysfunction to the surface of our lives, set it on fire and help us grow.
-- Tyler Ward
There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world, and those who want power in bed.
-- Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
Here's to woman! Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.
-- Ambrose Bierce
Man is given the choice between loving women and understanding them.
-- Ninon de Lenclos
Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.
-- Oprah Winfrey
Women want mediocre men, and men are working to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead
Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the way we do. With no relatives, no support, we've put it in an impossible situation.
-- Margaret Mead
After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one [what women want]. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
-- Mel Gibson
Of all the peoples whom I have studied, from city dwellers to cliff dwellers, I always find that at least 50 percent would prefer to have at least one jungle between themselves and their mothers-in-law.
-- Margaret Mead
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde
When you take a woman away from her man, what you get is a woman who can be taken away from her man.
-- Mark Lawrence
Brigands demand your money or your life, whereas women require both.
-- Samuel Butler
Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men, but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen.
-- Compton Mackensie
A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.
-- Gilbert K. Chesterton
Making the decision to have a child - it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body.
-- Elizabeth Stone
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
When subjected to extreme feminine heat and pressure, male hydrocarbons will often produce a diamond.
-- Omni
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I shouldn't be at all surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker
When women of the family are corrupted, then chaos is born in society.
-- Arjuna
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
Honesty without compassion and understanding is not honesty, but subtle hostility.
-- Rose N. Franzblau
I'm often wrong, but never in doubt.
-- Ivy Baker Priest
When the facts change, I change my opinion. What do you do, sir?
-- Lord John Maynard Keynes
If you understand, then things are exactly what they are. And, if you do not understand, then things are exactly what they are.
-- Gensha, Zen Master
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
-- Dennis Miller
Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
-- Galileo Galilei
The difference between truth and fiction is that fiction has to make sense.
-- Mark Twain
That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle
No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband and I know he can be trusted.
-- Elsa Einstein
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
The liar's punishment is that he cannot believe anyone else.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
-- Siddhartha Gautama, the one who woke up.
There's a world of difference between truth and facts. Facts can obscure the truth.
-- Maya Angelou
People will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.
-- Frank Zappa
If you are going through hell, keep going.
-- Winston Churchill
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
-- Winston Churchill
You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.
-- Winston Churchill
I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me.
-- Conte Camillo Benso di Cavour
A fanatic is someone who can't change his mind and who won't change the subject.
-- Winston Churchill
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill
They are just jealous because they don't have three wise men and a virgin in the whole organization.
-- Mayor Vincent J. Ciarci, on the ACLU's suit to have a city nativity scene removed.
The end of the day is near when small men make long shadows.
-- Confucius
When I was a boy, I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow
Americans never will be slaves: they are free to do whatever the Government and public opinion allow them to do.
-- G.B.Shaw
The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal.
-- Peter Brimelow
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb.
-- Benjamin Franklin
It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong.
-- Thomas Sowell
The biggest gap in the world is the gap between the justice of a cause and the motives of the people pushing it.
-- John P. Grier
Democracy destroys itself because it abuses its right to freedom and equality. Because it teaches its citizens to consider audacity as a right, lawlessness as a freedom, abrasive speech as equality, and anarchy as progress.
-- Isocrates
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free
-- Johann von Goethe
If we spoke a different language, we would perceive a somewhat different world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein
Language is a part of our organism and no less complicated than it.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
-- Clarence Seward Darrow
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx
Time's fun when you're having flies.
-- Kermit the Frog
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
-- Noam Chomsky
Not only does the English Language borrow words from other languages, it sometimes chases them down dark alleys, hits them over the head, and goes through their pockets.
-- Eddy Peters
Not only that, instead of the money, it escapes with the pocket lint.
-- Don Roberts
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
-- R.D.Laing
I know of no more disagreeable situation than to be left feeling generally angry without anybody in particular to be angry at.
-- Frank Moore Colby
Common sense is nothing more than a deposit of prejudices laid down in the mind before you reach eighteen.
-- Albert Einstein
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-- Albert Einstein
Never give in, never give in, never; never; never; never.
-- Winston Churchill
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
-- Ann Landers
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
-- Margaret Mead
Beware the man with little money, for he has nothing to lose.
-- Unknown
Children are our second chance to have a great parent-child relationship.
-- Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
-- Katharine Hepburn
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
-- Groucho Marx
What if it is for life's sake that we must die? In truth we are not individuals; and it is because we think ourselves such that death seems unforgivable. We are temporary organs of the race, cells in the body of life; we die and drop away that life may remain young and strong. If we were to live forever, growth would be stifled, and youth would find no room on earth. Death, like style, is the removal of rubbish, the circumcision of the superfluous. In the midst of death life renews itself immortally.
-- Will Durant
Life comes only from life.
-- Louis Pasteur
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
-- Anonymous AA member
You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?
-- Bob Moawad
A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.
-- Lao Tzu
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path so others may follow.
-- Jim Kissel
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
-- Vivek
If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
-- Charles de Gaulle
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
-- Jean Giraudoux
You know how dumb the average guy is? Well, by definition, half of them are even dumber than that.
-- J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs
Grandchildren are God's reward for not eating your teenagers.
-- unknown
Some believe that evolution stops at the neck: that human anatomy evolved, but human behavior is culturally determined.
-- Anne Campbell
You are only young once, but you can be immature forever.
-- John P. Grier
I do not fear death, in view of the fact that I was dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and did not suffer the slightest inconvenience from it.
-- Mark Twain
Dreams are real as long as they last. Can we say more of life?
-- Havelock Ellis
This life is a test - it is only a test. If it had been an actual life, you would have received detailed instructions on where to go and what to do.
-- Jack Kornfield
Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.
-- Muhammed Ali
May we get what we want, may we get what we need, but may we never get what we deserve.
-- Traditional Irish Toast
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.
-- Mark Twain
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
-- Helen Keller
| Life is a constant learning experience.
You will be presented with lessons, specific to you. Learning them is the key to the meaning of your life. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Your development is a process trial and error, so things will not always go to plan. Lessons repeat until learned. Problems and challenges, irritations and frustrations are more lessons - they will repeat until you learn from them. Learning does not end. While you are alive there are always lessons to be learned. -- Cherie Carter-Scott |
| Good Timber
The tree that never had to fight For sun and sky and air and light, But stood out in the open plain And always got its share of rain, Never became a forest king But lived and died a scrubby thing. The man who never had to toil To gain and farm his patch of soil, Who never had to win his share Of sun and sky and light and air, Never became a manly man But lived and died as he began. Good timber does not grow with ease: The stronger wind, the stronger trees; The further sky, the greater length; The more the storm, the more the strength. By sun and cold, by rain and snow, In trees and men good timbers grow. Where thickest lies the forest growth, We find the patriarchs of both. And they hold counsel with the stars Whose broken branches show the scars Of many winds and much of strife. This is the common law of life. --by Douglas Malloch |
Love is the soul's electric flame,
And gold its best conductor.
-- Robert Burns
Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold.
-- Leo Tolstoy
Gold is money. Everything else is credit.
-- J.P. Morgan
Gold is the money of kings, silver is the money of gentlemen, barter is the money of peasants - but debt is the money of slaves.
-- Norm Franz
Because gold is honest money it is disliked by dishonest men.
-- Ron Paul
Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.
-- Mark Twain
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.
-- Bertrand Russell
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Search all the parks in all your cities,
You'll find no statues of committees.
-- Gilbert K. Chesterton
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight David Eisenhower
And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God's sake, they were blowing peoples' heads off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage. And it wasn't even coffee.
-- Dennis Miller
Remember, guns don't kill people -- unless you practice real hard.
-- Bill Maher
Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
-- Gilbert K. Chesterton
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
-- George Carlin
Never complain. Never explain.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
Without men, civilization would last until the oil needed changing.
-- Fred Reed
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of.
-- Confucius
The liberty of the individual is no gift of civilization. It was greater before there was any civilization.
-- Sigmund Freud
Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen.
-- Bob Edwards
What is the market? It is the law of the jungle, the law of nature. And what is civilization? It is the struggle against nature.
-- Edouard Balladur
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.
-- J. Robert Oppenheimer
Advice is criticism in a cashmere sweater.-- Elizabeth Klaviter
Member of Parliament: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir,whether I embrace your policies or your mistress." -- Disraeli
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
-- Clarence Darrow
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
-- Mark Twain
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second if there is one." -- Winston Churchill.
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
-- Mae West
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than illumination.
-- Andrew Lang
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx
Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good.
-- Samuel Johnson
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
-- Groucho Marx
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
-- Mae West
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw
"Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?"
Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "
Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"
Socialite: "Mr.Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!"
Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price."
Lady Astor: "Sir, if you were my husband, I should poison your tea."
Lord Birkenhead: "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
What would happen if the autism gene was eliminated from the gene pool? You would have a bunch of people standing around in a cave, chatting and socializing and not getting anything done.
-- Dr. Temple Grandin
It takes a village to raise a child. It takes a child with autism to raise the consciousness of the village.
-- Coach Elaine Hall
Nowhere am I so desperately needed as among a shipload of illogical humans.
-- Mr.Spock
Mild autism doesn't mean one experiences autism mildly. . . It means YOU experience their autism mildy. You may not know how hard they've had to work to get to the level they are.
-- Adam Walton
The difference between high-functioning autism and low-functioning is that high-functioning means your deficits are ignored, and low-functioning means your assets are ignored.
-- Laura Tisoncik
It seems that for success in science or art, a dash of autism is essential.
-- Hans Asperger
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
-- Albert Einstein
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.
-- Albert Einstein
For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong.
-- Henry Louis Mencken
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
-- Kulawiec
When Nature has work to be done, she creates a genius to do it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Evolution writ large is the belief that a cloud of hydrogen will spontaneously invent extreme-ultraviolet lithography, perform Swan Lake, and write all the books in the British Museum.
-- Fred Reed
A little science estranges a man from God. A lot of science brings him back.
-- Francis Bacon
A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.
-- Max Planck
In the absence of time we are left with the changeless, since change can take place only in time. And since smallness and dividedness can exist only in space, in the absence of space we are left with the infinite, the undivided.
-- John Dobson
Statistics: the mathematical theory of ignorance.
-- Morris Kline
A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems.
-- Paul Erdös
A computer scientist is a machine for converting coffee into urine.
-- Alan Kay
A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein
We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question which divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct. My own feeling is that it is not crazy enough.
-- Niels Bohr
If you don't have a consensus that it's nonsense, you don't have a breakthrough.
-- Burt Rutan
A good rule of thumb to keep in mind is that anything that calls itself `science' probably isn't.
-- Dave O'Shea
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts: for support rather than illumination.
-- Andrew Lang.
To raise new questions, new possibilities, to regard old problems from a new angle, requires creative imagination and marks real advance in science.
-- Albert Einstein
Science can purify religion from error and superstition. Religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes.
-- John Paul II, Pope
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess.
-- Sir Isaac Newton
The Creation of the Universe was made possible by a grant from Texas Instruments.
-- PBS
To make a discovery takes long years, but thereafter it can be explained in the course of an hour.
-- Steno
Reality is that which refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.
-- Phillip K. Dick
If you torture data sufficiently, it will confess to almost anything.
-- Fred Menger
Science is not about consensus, and consensus is not science.
-- Burt Rutan.
Anyone can make the simple complicated. Creativity is making the complicated simple.
-- Charles Mingus
What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out of the window.
-- Burton Rascoe
An employer once said, "What if I train my people and they leave?" I say, what if you don't train them... and they stay...
-- Evan Kirshenbaum
Those young women who want a career... They can have mine.
-- Mark Lawrence
Patience is the most necessary quality for business, many a man would rather you heard his story than grant his request.
-- Lord Chesterfield
Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated.
-- Lou Holtz
There are only two things that matter in business: the smile on your customer's face when he uses your product or service, and the smile on your face when you make your bank deposit.
-- Robert Townsend
Study the past if you would divine the future.
-- Confucius
If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians.
-- Warren Buffet
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
-- e. e. cummings
Creativity is essentially a lonely art. An even lonelier struggle. To some a blessing. To others a curse. It is in reality the ability to reach inside yourself and drag forth from your very soul an idea.
-- Lou Dorfsman
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
-- Ogden Nash
Potential means you haven't done anything yet.
-- Bill Parcels
No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical.
-- Niels Bohr
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
-- Elbert Hubbard
You will never understand bureaucracies until you understand that for bureaucrats procedure is everything and outcomes are nothing.
-- Thomas Sowell)
The belief that there is only one truth, and that oneself is in possession of it, is the root of all evil in the world.
-- Max Born
To die for a religion is easier than to live it absolutely.
-- Jorge Luis Borges
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be - a Christian.
-- Mark Twain
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
-- Ambrose Bierce
Church is not a museum for Saints, but rather a hospital for sinners.
-- Ann Landers
The Lord God is subtle, but He is not malicious.
-- Albert Einstein
Worship isn't God's show. God is the audience. God's watching. The congregation, they are the actors in this drama. Worship is their show. And the minister is just reminding the people of their forgotten lines.
-- Soren Kierkegaard
Prove all things.
-- St. Paul
You must have faith.
-- Max Planck
Christian fundamentalism is the doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe-spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.
-- Andrew Lias
Which is it, is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's?
-- Nietzsche
I'm ok with God - it's his fan club that bothers me.
-- Unknown
There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Sir Fred Hoyle
We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
-- Teilhard de Chardin
If man is not the image of God, then he is a disease of the dust.
-- Gilbert K. Chesterton
You ask: what is the meaning or purpose of life? I can only answer with another question: do you think we are wise enough to read God's mind?
-- Freeman Dyson
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
-- Sir Richard Francis Burton
How is it that no major religion has looked at science and concluded, "This is better than we thought! The universe is much bigger than our prophets said. God must be even greater than we dreamed?" Instead they say, "No, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way."
-- Carl Sagan
| The Body of B. Franklin Printer, Like the Cover of an Old Book, Its Contents Torn Out And Stripped of its Lettering and Gilding, Lies Here Food for Worms, But the Work shall not be Lost, For it Will as He Believed Appear Once More In a New and more Elegant Edition Revised and Corrected By the Author |